Full collection coming soon!
We will be dropping a new Trash Person periodically right here! And don't forget...Tuesday is trash day, which means you can grab any of these pieces of trash for 6.9 LRC!
"Trash People" #06 - Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase - Possibly the worlds most generous banker. He cares about the people. When banks were having a hard time and the government stepped in to help, Jamie Dimon made sure JP Morgan Chase reached out their hand to their loyal customers as well...just kidding. They hit consumers with $1.5 billion in overdraft fees during the pandemic.
So kind and generous!
"Trash People" #05 - Greta Thunberg
The world would be a littler dimmer without the brightness and cheer that is Greta Thunberg. She really is the cheerleader of our century, making us feel better about the world we live in. Greta is best known for her optimistic outlook on life and her sweet demeanor and encouragement.
Just look at that smile!
"Trash People" #04 - Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives - Nancy is best known for her kind, gentle demeanor. She is so down to earth you would never know she was a politician. She is a public servant who never expects special treatment. She practices what she preaches. Her hobbies include Making American Great Again and helping her husband buy the best dips possible.
Oh and her eyebrows are naturally like that, it's called bone structure and it's genetics.
"Trash People" #03 - Janet Yellen
Janet Yellen, 78th Secretary of the Treasury of the United States - Americas favorite girl scout. Community service and involvement keep her going. Just take a look at her badge to see all the agencies who support her…financially.
"Trash People" #02 - Carole Baskin
Quarantine's main mistress, Carole Baskin. Don’t let her blank innocent stare and flower crown fool you, there is more than meets the eye. From using donated funds intended for the cats at her “rescue” towards taking down Joe Exotic to the terrifying whispers surrounding the disappearance of her late husband, we say maintain 6 ft distance. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Bartonella henselae.
"Trash People" #01 - Kenneth Griffin
Kenneth Griffin, Citadel CEO - The business man who does it all—ethically and legally of course! Every agency who works with him reaps financial benefits, except for the American Public. He always tells the truth under oath and there is nothing wrong with PFOF, right?